"I deny any affiliation with DragonCow Productions... until it gets rich. Like Stephen Colbert I do not write I dictate, Ben has no life but to cling to the words that come out of my mouth, his highest honor is only to be a stenographer to the great me." - Thomas Thomas
"Due to Thomas' overwhelming lack of cooperation the authorship of this blog may be at times... not Thomas." - Ben Andrews
Continued Disclaimers:
We do not suggest commenting on Thomas' blog as he will most likely respond in the form of an insult, save yourself the emotional devastation and simply accept what he has to say, he is a busy man do not waste his precious time with your obviously inferior opinions and/or remarks.
More Continued and Additional Disclaimers, (at this moment Thomas nearly rebuked my continuation of this blog, but felt his time would be better spent elsewhere, so I will continue)
Due to the mixed, and not clearly stated authorship of this blog, you may at times (most of the time) experience confusion, disorientation, wheezing, coughing and uncontrollable bladder ... you don't want to know.
And that shall conclude the first blog of Thomas Thomas VII.
" I don't care , that's good enough for me" - Thomas Thomas VII
